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April 17, 2014 at 4:35pm
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mexicanist:

ASB have produced the ASB GlassFloor a glass surface that utilizes programmable lighting to create lines for indoor sports such basketball, indoor soccer, indoor hockey or volleyball.

mexicanist:

ASB have produced the ASB GlassFloor a glass surface that utilizes programmable lighting to create lines for indoor sports such basketball, indoor soccer, indoor hockey or volleyball.

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4:34pm
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lulz-time:

Okay no. Fucking no. You think your sandwich is cute with peanut butter and jelly hearts, fucker? Well you’ll change your mind once you put it together and try to eat it. First you’ll get a mouthful of just bread and disappointment, then when you take another bite your mouth will be assaulted by copious the amounts of sticky peanut butter and sugary jelly and there won’t be enough bread to save you from it. A sandwich like that is what failure tastes like. The pb and j may be shaped like hearts but there’s no love in that sandwich. It’s about balance. Life needs balance, and so does your fucking sandwich. You disgust me. Don’t talk to me until you know how to make a proper sandwich.

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lulz-time:

Okay no. Fucking no. You think your sandwich is cute with peanut butter and jelly hearts, fucker? Well you’ll change your mind once you put it together and try to eat it. First you’ll get a mouthful of just bread and disappointment, then when you take another bite your mouth will be assaulted by copious the amounts of sticky peanut butter and sugary jelly and there won’t be enough bread to save you from it. A sandwich like that is what failure tastes like. The pb and j may be shaped like hearts but there’s no love in that sandwich. It’s about balance. Life needs balance, and so does your fucking sandwich. You disgust me. Don’t talk to me until you know how to make a proper sandwich.

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4:24pm
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4:07pm
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chicken-nuggets-galore:

misty-tears:

requiescence:

oh my god genius.

this is so cool.

She just poped him in her vagina like she aint give not shit

chicken-nuggets-galore:

misty-tears:

requiescence:

oh my god genius.

this is so cool.

She just poped him in her vagina like she aint give not shit

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4:06pm
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4:03pm
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tastefullyoffensive:

[staycheesy]

tastefullyoffensive:

[staycheesy]

4:02pm
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vinegod:

makes no sense whatsoever by Lycia Faith

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12:50pm
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superwholocked-in-albion:

jeankd:

thegoddamazon:

The most important line in the whole damn song. MESSAGE.

The only historically accurate line in the whole film. 

excuse u

superwholocked-in-albion:

jeankd:

thegoddamazon:

The most important line in the whole damn song. MESSAGE.

The only historically accurate line in the whole film. 

excuse u

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12:50pm
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12:50pm
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12:25pm
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9:48am
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Reblogged from bombing

officialunitedstates:

bombing:

the 1700s called……they want their clothing back. haha just kidding the first telephone was invented in 1876

a good post AND i learned something.  thanks tumbrl

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9:46am
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macklernoron:

HE IS SITTING ON NAILS

macklernoron:

HE IS SITTING ON NAILS

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9:46am
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Reblogged from silohouettes

silohouettes:

simplefoetus:

silohouettes:

silohouettes:

I actually love dogs more than most people tbh

no homo tho

why no homo?

the french word for dog is masculine and you can never be too safe

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9:45am
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englandsbooty:

even People magazine made Shrek jokes

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